Saturday, December 29, 2012

Bad Boys...Duh.

The title is enough said. I have always had a thing for guys I shouldn't. Guys I can't get, guys I can get but I shouldn't want or have, and all around guys. After listening to 'I Knew You Were Trouble' by Taylor Swift, they just appeal to me more. Like what is it? I think the reason why girls like bad guys so much is because we're so vulnerable but we like fights. I hope that made sense. After a while, you forget about them and settle down with a nice guy but with a nice guy, you already know that they would do the whole, 'chocolates, oh baby I love you, you're so beautiful' routine. With 'bad guys', you have to work for their affection and you have to work to keep it. And every girl wants them and your parents are supposed to hate them, so you feel like a badass boss just even being with him. That's the thing too, they would drop you in a second for another hot girl, so you keep up your look, you stay with the fighting because you love being with somebody who isn't afraid to say 'fuck off' to somebody 30 or older, or who will do crazy stupid things and make them seem like daily activities. But what we don't realize, until we've been hurt so much that we can't take any more damage, is that in the end, it probably won't work out. So, enjoy your 'badness' while it lasts...because we all know it won't. 

Quote of the post: 'I like bad boys, which is not good!' - Candice Swanepol (possibly one of the hottest Victoria's Secret models to live, next to Miranda Kerr of course.)

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Fuck Off, 2012 Is Done Motherfucker!


I love this picture. Like if my parents didnt use my computer or my sister at random times than this would totally be my back ground. But they do. So fuck. But honestly, it is the end of 2012. It is the LAST Friday of 2012! This is how I am celebrating because I am not old enough to drink..but since it IS the end of 2012 I decided to tell you guys what I will be like and what I won't be like and how my life WILL be since it is going to be 2013.
This is the year that my full bitch side will come out. If you piss me off, I will not say shit under my breath. I am going to come at you full force with my fucking opinion and tell you to shut the fuck up. So motherfuckers, beware. Because I will not be a pussy anymore.
The only secrets I will have and will keep is my identity on here, and my best friends secrets. I am going to have a post up soon of all of my secrets. Its going to be hard but I'm going to do it. And I don't care. So, yes. 
And I'm going to try to be more confident. I do not like where my self-esteem is right now. When I walk down the hallway, I am so insecure, it's bad. One day my friend Hope was wearing like sweatpants or something and I was upset inside because even in sweatpants she still looked pretty and normally I don't. I mean, it doesn't bother me so much now but it did and that was the problem. But you know what, cool. Fuck you. I'm done. I really do not give a flying fuck if you like me or not, if you like my clothes or not, if you like my personality or not. 
But I won't be a pussy, I will not be a bad friend, I will get good grades, I will be confident and my 2013 is going to be a fucking happy motherfucking time you little fuckers. 
I'm very vulgar today. Okay bye guys. 

Quote of the post: Read the picture. Do it motherfucker.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

Monday, December 24, 2012

SOS !

Is a cute fucking Christmas relationship to much to ask for? I want a relationship with the guy I actually like. It's honestly because I hold high standards for myself and after dating somebody who wasn't up to any of them, I learned to stick with my plans. This list of things I want in a guy is going to sound maybe pretentious, but I think it is quite reasonable and i you don't think it is, frankly, I do not give a flying fuck. My guy list :

Tall
Abs
Cute smile
Gentleman
Plays lacrosse
Hilarious
Fun
Adventurous
Great with kids and pets
Likes to stay up late at night.

Do not tell me that all of those things are a crime of passion or reason to ask for. But I guess I will never get my perfect guy *sigh*.


Quote of the post: I guess I will be smelling the mistletoe I won't be kissed under.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop. 

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Merry Almost Christmas!

Deck the halls with boughs of bitches, fa la la la la, la la la la. 
It is my favorite time of year and I can't wait to give back! And get my own presents! So, anyway, who wants to know what I bought my friends? One of them reads this blog...but I'll tell her anyway.

For Hope I bought her an anchor necklace. 

For Shanyce & Emily, I bought an anchor bracelet.

For Jillian, I bought a random bracelet.

For Kateri, I went to a Cher Lloyd concert and got her a signed poster! Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that ;) As one of my early Christmas gifts, my mom took me to a Cher Lloyd concert! And since Kateri is a 'brat' I decided to get a picture signed for her. I think that deserves the best friend ever award.

So, yeah. I wish all of my loooovely people a very merry and SAFE Christmas. Bye, loves. xx

Quote of the post: merrrrrrry Christmas ! (:

XO, The Girl Behind the Laptop.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Alive Bitches ! + Some other emotional shit..

Hey guys and whores. So yes the infamous December 21, 2012. And guess what? Nobody fucking died. Well, I'm sure some people died of an annuerism. But anyway, I'm alive. And now I feel bad for the fucking doomsday preppers people who spent like their entire lives building and collecting shit they don't even need :p but I just wanted to tell you guys that I am alive and fuck yeah. But there was.like bomb threats and gun shots in m school for the like the end of the world and the.Connecticut shooting. Which I was really like shook up about. But I wish Connecticut would have removed the death penalty especially for him and fucking fried his pathetic ass. To bad he killed himself first. Rip angels.<|3 and yesterday was also my cousins 8 months of being gone. I love you Nikki. Miss you forever :'( but yesterday was also her stepdads birthday and soon Christmas is coming and she was like her moms only reason for living and now she's gone. So her mom is going away for Christmas with my aunt and her fiance. But yeah. Love you guys!  Bye. :)

Quote of the post: People should really learn what the fuck they're talking about..especially the end of the world shit.

XO, The Girl Behind the Laptop.

#TeamSingle

Remember when I said I was in love? Boy, was I wrong. I think I was mostly just in love with other peoples relationships. The only person I would want a relationship with, aka, Shane Kroll, has a fucking girlfriend and she really likes him and he is such a player. But anyway, I broke up with now ex-boyfriend (aka not shane) yesterday morning. He just started annoying me and he never showed any emotion and he was really clingy. I'm just happy I'm single again. But my phone died and I was at a school concert and he kept messaging me and than finally he was like 'fine whatever im done like whatever what couple really does this' because he thought i was fucking ignoring him
 And like bitch, calm your fucking tits bro
 So the next morning i was like...i have commitment issues, bye..and we bought each other Christmas presents even though he's Jewish and than he was like..I just wish I didn't waste money on you though. And he was saying it being sad. Like cool dickhead, you won't have to waste money on me anymore (y) But I thought I was in love but I'm not. So yes. Next time I say I'm in love, I'll review him in my head and than decide if I really am. Okay, okay loves. But I will forever looove you ! No doubt about that. So guys love you thanks for listening byeeeee :)

Quote of the post: if you find yourself looking for a reason to stay with a person, that right there is all the reason enough to leave that person.

XO, The Girl Behind the Laptop.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Crazy Moms and Whores For the Win!

Holy Jesus is this going to be a long story. To start off, my mom is a physcopath. I don't know if anybody else's is...but mine definitely is. And not in the actual sociopath kind of way but in the Overprotective loving way. But today I went to the basketball game at the high school with hope and blah blah blah. So we got there and shirt and than after the game, my phone died and hope left her phone at home, so we had to borrow some guys phone. Anyway, the guy left to go to 7/11 and shit. So blah blab blah fast forwaed and now me and hope went into the bathroom and my madre was waiting at the school and she didnt know that I was in there
 She looked inside the school but not the bathroom. But than when we got outside to wait for her, she stormed out of the car and screamed at us because apparently when she called the guy back since we didn't have our phones, he told my mother that we had walked to 7/11 too and some place I've never even heard of, bagel lovers, which he probably meant he bagel place by us which that is NOT the name of it. But anyway, she screamed at me and than when I explained while I was fucking crying she apologized and was all like, you don't know what it feels like to think something happened to your child. But after that, rewind. Me and hope were at the game and mind you, everyone there was assholes. Stepping on us, stepping on our shit
 Yeah. But our cheerleaders are such fucking whores and they don't even know how to cheer
 They only made it again because they had already been on the team since before that and the coach before the new one was an unfair biotch.. but they all suck and they're so bad at it. So that's whore and my madre. Now I am going to eat the cup noodles I made myself. Goodbye.

Quote Of the Post: basketball games: for the win.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

The Ms. BTL Awards 2012.

Dear minions, hello my beautiful bitches
 So today I owe my gorgie loves an explanation + some fun. I got into this stupid fight with this stupid fucking girl who I thought was my best friend. But now onto the fun :) today I will be giving out awards. For the people I know and who are actually worthy of being on this blog, I will be saying something about. Here we go.

Hope - best friend ever. 

Kateri- 10  bucks says the soon to be boyfriend Stealer.


Emily - stuck up.

Shanyce- Intimidating.

Marianna- spoiled.

Becky- stubborn and annoying.

Nicole- the goody two shoes bitch.

Shaun- sweet.

Jayleen- tries to hard.

Felicia- tragically irrelevant.

Brittney Ball- whore. Literally.

Alright my little cuties, I'm going now. So here are the BTL awards :) oh and btw...never realized behind the laptop was almost the same as bacon lettuce tomato. BLT. But that's it. Bye lovessss !

Quote Of the Post: Awards show true colors.

XO, The Girl Behind the Laptop.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Go Fuck Yourself.

If you bully people, you can go fuck yourself. I know this Amanda Todd story happened almost 2 months ago but I really don't give shit. I feel like fucking talking about. I hate bullies
 And you know what? Yes, I've done it. Am I denying it? Nope. I'm not being a pussy and I'm owning up to it and I am realizing my mistake and correcting it. If you didn't know, Amanda Todd was a 17-year-old girl who committed suicide on October 10th, 2012. After she flashed herself to a grown man, he had picked on her and also threatened to show the picture to everybody if she had not our on another show for him. After she refused and he did it, she changed schools and lost all of her friends. Than she had become to talk to an old guy friend who had a girlfriend at the time. After about a month he had told her that he really liked her and asked her to come over when his girlfriend had been on vacation. They had hooked up and than the girl went to fight her. 15 other people, including the guy 'friend' had come to watch. The girl threw her on the ground and began punching her. She played in a ditch and her dad found her. She moved to a new city with her mom and than the bullying online still came. She drank bleach and had to be rushed to the hospital and flushed. Than she overdosed and ad to be in the hospital for 2 days. She couldn't stop cutting herself and feeling alone. She had planned on getting a 'stay strong' tattoo just like her idol, Demi Lovato after her 18th birthday in November. But before that, she had committed suicide. This is why bullying is probably the most cause of suicide these days. I feel so dirty and guilty and shamed of even have taking part of ever saying a mean word to anybody in my lifetime. Its such a horrible thing to do and everybody and I mean every single person, even the fucking president, should feel bad too. If you bully, please stop it. I'm honestly begging you from the bottom of my heart, quit it. Say this shit to your friends or whatever. Yeah it might seem pussy to not say it to the person but at least you're not hurting that person. Hell, write it in your diary. Yeah I know, look at all my posts. Think about the ones.I'm going to write. I'll try not to be so cruel, some things I will have to let out. I'll try to tone it down though. I'm just saying though, realize what you're about to do before you do it.

Quote Of the Post: Your 'harmless comment' can cost somebody their life.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Overprotective parents + Not enough emotion

somebody please tell me why I was cursed with annoying, ignorant, overprotective parents. Winter break is coming up for school and I really want to hang out with my boyfriend during it. I asked my parents being a good kid and they wouldn't let me even consider it if I didn't mention meeting his parents but anyway I asked and my mom got all fucking annoying and shit about how I'm to young. I really like him and I need to her to shut the fuck up and realize that. I'm sure she did things her parents didn't like when she my age but even than, I like him a lot and she doesn't understand. And the next thing, I swear, he barely shows any emotion when he's texting. I'm not asking for hearts and Smileys all over the place but more than an lol or a thx or a lol thx or yup would be nice once in a while and.sometimes he does say really sweet things and I absolutely love it when he calls me baby. That's my weakness. That baby. Its deadly. And essential to my living. But I really need my mother to lay off my case and my boyfriend to show some interest.

Quote Of the Post: Being forever alone wasn't bad. 

XO, The Girl Behind the Laptop.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Hello, Loves.

Hello, my gorgeous loves. SOOOOOO....I know my gorgeous people that my 'stupid bitch whores' post was angry, but I am back and yes. I'm happy (: I'm so happy. I'm in loooove. And I don't want to talk about him all the time but for the last 2 or 3 hourswe talked about our future. Our kids, where we are going to live, our pets, and the crazy grandparents. Its just...nice to not be single but its even nicer to have him as a boyfriend. I don't think I'm going to say his name because than everybody would 100% know who I'm talking about but he is funny, sweet, and absolutely gorgeous and I'm happy with him (: So this would be my little love rant and now I will go back to being perpetually angry..

Quote of the post: I'm not saying I'm in love...but lately he's all I've been thinking about.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.