Okay, so my recent obsession is this new show Gossip Girl. Well, it's new to me. Anyway, this show has a cast of Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley, Taylor Momsen, Chace Crawford, and some other less unimportant people that I can't remember the names of. But you know what I think? I think that my blog is kind of like the Gossip Girl blog. Hold on, I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's explain, I guess. Anyway, if you don't know what Gossip Girl is—than you've so obviously been living under a rock—but it is a show about Manhatten's most elite members. And narrating all the juicy gossip is none other than Gossip Girl, and the voice would be Kristen Bell—the one running the blog. But I find that this blog is kind of like Gossip Girl because in this blog, I write my deepest darkest secrets and talk about whoever. Because well, when you're anonymous, you can. I could say anything from Felicia Cangin is a slut to Shane Kroll is a player/man-whore. You might not know these people, but let me reassure you, I do. And I intend on telling every detail on what I think about these people, what's going on my life & everything in between. And I trust me, I have only told you the honest truth. But back to Gossip Girl, my sister has just recently gotten a Netflix account so she gave me her email & password and now I jack it and I'm trying to watch all 5 seasons of Gossip Girl before the 6th one starts. It starts on October 8th, 8 p.m. for East Coasters, 7 p.m. for West Coasters. And for New Yorkers, the channel is 11. It's the CW channel, same as Supernatural, Nikita and The Vampire Diaries. It come's on only on Mondays. So you better watch, biotch! Yeah mother fucker, I rhymed. Anyway, time for me to get back to the glamorous life of squeezing in only about a million episodes of gossip girl in only 3 weeks, so you let me get back to my Gossip and I'll let you get back to...um, what were you doing again? Jerking off? Envying me because I thought of the anonymous blog idea before you did? Wishing you had the amazing life I did? Well, hunny, it's all fun and games, and, you're kind of not invited.
Quote Of The Post: ...And, you're kind of not invited. ~Blair Waldorf. Season 1, Episode 1, Part 1.
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Oops, I mean XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.
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