Summer Lovin': Bikini Bod

Are you a fat motherfucker?
Do you need to lose the flabby flab. 
If you answered ye-,
Okay guys. I can't fucking do this. I'm not like a motherfucking spokeswoman so let's get down to the damn point. First off, that's OBVIOUSLY NOT me in that picture, so don't get your boner in a twist. It's Selena Gomez. She's pretty hot, I'll admit. I'd probably go gay for her. Just saying. But anyway, Summer has already started and you may have started your 'bikini bod' regimen, but for all those couch potatoes like me out there, you're just starting. And I'm not saying that I need to lose weight or anything. I mean, fuck it. I'm a 13-year-old girl who only weighs like, 90 lbs. But that doesn't mean I can't help out all the other obese idiots. So, here we go.
1.) You can watch videos.
    -Ab workout video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWMDIBXI9Io


    -Leg workout video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWMDIBXI9Io

    -Arm workout video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhiHbBWTuqo


    -Thigh workout video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvi3wh8H2FA


    -Butt workout video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnfeSVRMRfo

2.)
Do yoga!

    Yoga is relaxing and works you out. And than pamper yourself after. Maybe run to Jamba Juice and pick up something healthy!


3.)
Put yourself on a regimen!


      Workout for 1 hour a day for a week and than eat a 3 piece block of a chocolate bar. You know, like, the top layer of a chocolate bar and than the second week do that same thing, and the third week and than the 4th week. And you'll have only eaten 1 chocolate bar a month! (;

    So you basically get the jist of where I'm coming from. So, I'm going to go try the thigh and arm workout and yeahh...bye.


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XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.