Sunday, July 15, 2012

How To Make Your Period Come Faster.

Hey guys/girls! So as you know, I am a 13 year-old girl. Duh. And I am going to get my period soon. Duh. Hopefully. Now, when you're a girl and you still have not gotten your period and you're around people that have already gotten it many times in their life, you start to get a little jealous. I know I have. And to be honest, it is exactly 1:30 a.m. right now and I have been researching how to make my period come faster since 11:50 p.m. tonight. So, yeah. And I found this remedy. Basically, it's called Herbs Parsley Tea. And there is many benefits of it:
1. Inducing your period, which I want too.
2. Getting rid of fatness.
3. Regulating your period.
So many people have written online:
"I am going on vacation and I want to make my period come faster, so I can get over the heavier days before my vacation actually starts. How can I induce my period?!" So, I wanted to induce my period because I want it! I know that when I get it, I'm probably not going to want it. And a lot of people are just like, stop trying to rush your childhood hood and all but I'm just sitting here like, shut the fuck up. I want my fucking period dumb-ass bitch. Yeah. I am growing up in a world where there always talking about people on their periods. Like in lacrosse, "When people check me while I'm on my period, probably not a good fucking idea." Well, I want to see how bad it is and if it makes you a total monster or not. I've had dreams about my period coming and I just fucking want it. I know how to insert a tampon and pad, I'm all ready. I have my little, 'starter period kit' and shit. So, I want it really bad. And at first, I wasn't getting any luck. Every article I read just said:
"When you get it, you won't want it." 
Or:
"There is no possible way. So just stop trying." But than, lil' ol' me went to yahoo answers and found out about this tea. So for all you girls trying to get your period like me, this is how.
Herbs Parsley Tea. 
Parsley is a type of plant and herbs is a season, that green stuff that they put on your pizza. I don't know to much about it. Or whatever. So, here's how you make it: 


1. Buy Parsley at your local supermarket and/or at your local health food store.
2. Chop up the parsley. 
3. Put 2 teaspoons of DRIED parsley into a cup.
4. Boil water.
5. Pour the boiled water into the cup that the dry parsley is in.
6. Let it sit for a couple of minutes. 
7. Drink it.


So I don't think that could get any simpler. If you want your period to come quicker, just there you go. 


Quote Of The Post: If you can defy gravity, you can defy puberty.


XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.


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121 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 16, 2012 at 2:30 PM

    Haha. Omg. I love the qoute.

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    1. Behind the Laptop.July 16, 2012 at 10:08 PM

      thanks. i came up with it by myself, which is kind of shocking..actually.

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    2. AnonymousJune 20, 2013 at 3:51 PM

      I still haven't gotten my period yet. I really want it. Does this actually work?

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    3. AnonymousAugust 1, 2013 at 10:06 PM

      I am 13 to and how did u ask ur mom to by some parley

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    4. AnonymousJune 24, 2014 at 8:48 AM

      How many times should we drink it? Does it work? Please tell us.

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    5. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2015 at 10:14 PM

      i want my period too will it really work

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    6. AnonymousJune 24, 2015 at 10:39 AM

      All my friends have there period. I definitely do not want it!! But I kinda do because it represents womanhood. Thanks for helping .��

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    7. AnonymousDecember 17, 2015 at 6:11 PM

      who the fuckin' hell would want to get their period earlier?!? You all are bitches

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    8. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2016 at 5:12 AM

      Nigga you cant call everyone else fucking bitches because you clearly are one.

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    9. AnonymousOctober 30, 2016 at 1:15 PM

      Ok, this is AWESOME!!!! Except that the last two comments ruined my Sunday �� The only thing is that I probably can't get a hold of parsley and/or tea. �� I can try though.

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    10. AnonymousOctober 30, 2016 at 1:17 PM

      Sorry, it weirded out my emojis. They were :( and ;(

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    11. MarmotJuly 27, 2017 at 12:16 PM

      I want my period so effing bad!!!😭😭😣

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    12. James leoJune 20, 2019 at 3:29 PM

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  2. AnonymousJuly 16, 2012 at 2:32 PM

    I think i'm going to use this, thanks! I feel the same way, i've always felt like an outcast within my friends, who are all 14-15 when they're talking about auntt flo visiting. My 12 year old sister has it, for god's sake! I hope this works, thanks again!

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    1. Behind the Laptop.July 16, 2012 at 10:09 PM

      you should. i'm going to try it today. maybe it'll speed it up. i need some help and mother nature isn't very 'helpful'.

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    2. UnknownMarch 20, 2014 at 3:40 AM

      hey could you post if this works i wanna try it :)

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    3. AnonymousNovember 30, 2015 at 8:46 AM

      Does this really work? I want my period so badd!!

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    4. Bla bla swagApril 1, 2016 at 4:25 AM

      Does this work pls reply for god sake then only will i try pls tell 🙏🙏

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    5. Bla bla swagApril 1, 2016 at 4:25 AM

      Does this work pls reply for god sake then only will i try pls tell 🙏🙏

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    6. Chrissy LarkinOctober 30, 2016 at 1:18 PM

      TGBTL..... you are like an online twin, you and I.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2013 at 6:20 AM

    Hope it works

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  4. AnonymousApril 28, 2013 at 9:40 PM

    I am trying too

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    1. AnonymousJuly 9, 2013 at 8:47 AM

      What is the reguluar parsley for?

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  5. UnknownMay 22, 2013 at 4:34 PM

    I'm going to the beach soon and I want my period to come so I won't have to worry about getting it during the time I will be at the beach. I really hope this works!

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  6. UnknownMay 22, 2013 at 4:41 PM

    I'm going to the beach soon and I want my period to come so I won't have to worry about getting it during the time I will be at the beach. I really hope this works!

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  7. UnknownMay 29, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    HEY AM 12 AND ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE THERE "FRIENDS " AS WE CALL IT . THERE ALL LIKE "MY FRIEND CAME LAST NIGHT FOR A SLEEP OVER " LIKE REALLY SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH !

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  8. AnonymousJune 17, 2013 at 4:32 AM

    How many times must we hv it????

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    1. AnonymousJune 3, 2014 at 1:09 AM

      i think daily 3 times for 3 days

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    2. AnonymousJuly 27, 2014 at 9:09 AM

      It depends on the person, but the average period pasts for 5 days and you get it once every 23-28 days

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    3. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2018 at 2:54 PM

      i want my period to but i don't curse

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  9. AnonymousJune 26, 2013 at 12:26 PM

    I really want my period I'm a little like you!The Girl Behind The Laptop!!!!!!!!!!(:

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  10. xxxtvroksxxxJune 30, 2013 at 7:52 AM

    Oh ta!
    My period is like a month late and I'm like freakin my sh*t!
    So I'm so gona try your idea. Just saying dont listen to the peps who say periods suck and don't want it, do what you want and they rnt that bad, u only bleed

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  11. AnonymousJuly 13, 2013 at 4:59 AM

    i am only 11 and i want my period as bad as you all!!

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    1. AnonymousOctober 19, 2014 at 2:35 PM

      Me too

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    2. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2015 at 5:57 PM

      Same here, I want to get it over with, but if I do start my period I want to know how to tell my mom and ask for pads....

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    3. AnonymousMay 28, 2015 at 11:12 AM

      I really wanna get my period soon because all my friends got theirs and I told them I got it

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    4. UnknownMarch 8, 2016 at 7:07 PM

      I really want mine cause some of my friends have it my sister has it and my best friend has a little bit bigger boobs then me. I am showing signs, I have since August and I got nothing . I hope this works ;)

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  12. FashionDivaSHAYYJuly 14, 2013 at 3:46 AM

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  13. AnonymousJuly 14, 2013 at 10:49 PM

    well hi im 13 turning 14 and going to ngland and paris next year and im the one left out of the group with this one as they have all got it and im just sitting there feeling awkward so i really want it soon so i wont feel left out and so i know what to do next year and my boobs have started developing and i have been experiencing discharge sine the beginging of this year please help

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  14. AnonymousJuly 30, 2013 at 11:45 PM

    Did it work for you?

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  15. AnonymousAugust 12, 2013 at 11:23 PM

    Did it work for you at all? Can you atleast tell us that much?

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  16. AnonymousAugust 27, 2013 at 6:43 AM

    Omg does it work I have been doing the green tea with honey 3 times a day 4 two days apparently the first two days your boobs are meant to hurt and other two days you get headaches anyway my boobs arn't sore so is it a lie it is all over the Internet so I'm guessing it is true FYI I am 11 and I am desperate to get my period because my other friends have it

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  17. AnonymousAugust 27, 2013 at 8:29 PM

    Does it fu**ing work? (sorry emotions)

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2016 at 9:13 PM

      If u all want to know if it works then try it urself cuz no one is going to reply!!!

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2013 at 11:04 PM

    OMG!This is a cute blog. I am a 32 year old woman in Peri-menopause stage and trust me you don't want to deal with a period. Of course you need to have one to conceive after you get married but when you have kids you'll be ready to get rid of it. I am a mother of 2 boys I want my uterus removed now only because I am tired of having a cycle but I want more kids so that's not an option. I understand your desire to become young lady's but as you get older you will become more intolerant because your periods will change over time and sometimes they become better or some times they become worse. Do not experiment with various contraceptives unless you absolutely have to because they can cause all types of hormonal problems in the long run. Good Luck to you all, having a period is the first step into woman hood.

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    1. AnonymousJuly 20, 2014 at 9:51 PM

      omg this is what she was talking about "this is such a cute blog , you should just wait ,don't waist your childhood" bla bla bla

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    2. AnonymousJune 5, 2015 at 8:13 PM

      bitch you need to shut the f*** up and let us girls think what we want to, if we want to start our periods because we think it will make us more popular or make us more grown up then let us think that. we don't need some old lady we don't even know telling us what to think. am i right ladies!!??

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    3. AnonymousJuly 9, 2015 at 1:53 AM

      i know every adult says that u dont want it but i know i do. tbe day i get it will be like the best day ever! and also everyone has their own opinions so dont talk against it cuz its really annoying me

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    4. AnonymousOctober 11, 2016 at 8:00 PM

      Well I've been having signs of periods for 3 years now and I'm super anxious about when it'll come so I'm trying this, we're humans and we like to explore and stuff so yeah

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  19. Le teenage girlOctober 6, 2013 at 6:41 PM

    Does it work please reply I want to try it :/

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    1. AnonymousJune 20, 2014 at 9:53 AM

      I heard rubbing toothpaste on ur nipples will help you get it in like a day I'll try and tell you the results

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    2. AliJanuary 29, 2017 at 7:31 AM

      Dose this toothpaste one really work??

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2014 at 7:01 PM

    im so sad tht I dnt have mine. all of my friends are like, it hurts, they get a free complaint pass, haha u dnt have it, omg I totally have to change my pad, like stfu anyway I hope this works cuz if it doesn't, I will b heartbroken :( its not fair I cnt tell u hoe bad I want mine........... :,(

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  21. AnonymousMarch 15, 2014 at 8:06 PM

    Does it work??? I'm 12, 13 in two months and my sister got her period before me. I cant take it anymore!!! I am short but I have boobs and I am curvy!! I really want my period but how no idea how to ask my mom to get me green tea or parsley or to help me. I feel like a baby and i really need help! My sister is still a god dammed baby in the brain!!!

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  22. UnknownMay 14, 2014 at 5:18 PM

    So does it actually work?

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  23. AnonymousMay 24, 2014 at 6:17 PM

    Ha lol been searching the internet on this and how to make my boobs bigger and I'm gonna try nearky everything: Vitamin C, Soy, ginger and parsley etc, hot relaxing baths, cardio and honey and warm water just cos me and my best friend were supposed to be like the firs to start but now we're like third and fourth so it's like a race between us lol!

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  24. AnonymousMay 25, 2014 at 1:09 PM

    I am so ready for my period and i read somewhere that eating a' lot of vitamin c helps too.....

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    1. AnonymousMay 21, 2015 at 7:11 PM

      I read that too!

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    2. AnonymousMay 27, 2015 at 7:24 PM

      I read that taking bathes with salt in it work for a bit half an hour to an our so I've been tryin that I have been taking one salt bath eh day for two day so far

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    3. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2016 at 4:48 PM

      You shouldn't do that. Some person did that and ended up going to the hospital because of an infection from the salt

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  25. AnonymousJune 3, 2014 at 1:12 AM

    hey u can even use the pressure point to get ur period faster it is in the inside ankle with width four fingers tender point .. I tried this by searching in some sites so I got my period in just 10 min so try this this will work for u

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    1. AnonymousJuly 27, 2014 at 1:35 PM

      Hey can you tell me which sites so desprate

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  26. AnonymousJune 15, 2014 at 12:53 PM

    Hey can u explain in more detail plz comment above I want it sooooo bad FYI I'm only eleven

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  27. AnonymousJuly 25, 2014 at 7:47 AM

    How long do you do this and how many cups a day

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    1. UnknownDecember 28, 2014 at 5:24 AM

      isnt ther ather ways nd how du u ask ur mim 4 da tea plzz help

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  28. AnonymousJuly 27, 2014 at 9:14 AM

    I got my period around 4 years ago in the beginning it was normal and there was only bleeding but as i got older the pain was unbearable

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  29. AnonymousAugust 18, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    Im eleven and want my period ssoooooooooooo bad plz help im desparet

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  30. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2014 at 8:08 PM

    I also heard great tea works! I'll try both and see of they work :)
    You should also have a lot lf full cream milk, fatty meat, cheese etc.
    Thankies!!!! （＾∇＾）

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2014 at 2:37 PM

      Ivreally wantmy period!

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    2. AnonymousMay 21, 2015 at 7:13 PM

      Try Vitamin C it builds estrogen levels and that builds up the uterus lining and that's the stuff ur period is made of. I'm 11 but i do my research

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  31. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2014 at 2:35 PM

    Do you know any other ways apart from massaging your boobs and bathing in salt water xo

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2016 at 4:49 PM

      Try eating foods high in estrogen this will increase the lining of your uterus... Thats all I can think of

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2016 at 9:16 PM

      I've heard of that before

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  32. Rosies's BlogOctober 20, 2014 at 1:08 PM

    I am 13 and all my friends were leaving me out because I haven't got my period. I did what she said and boom! I have my period

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  33. Rosies's BlogOctober 20, 2014 at 1:17 PM

    I am going to sound like I am stupid but how do you post a blog?

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  34. AnonymousOctober 21, 2014 at 8:25 PM

    I am freaking out that I won't get my period till highschool ( btw I'm 13

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  35. AnonymousNovember 14, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    I drank a cup of the parsley 2 hours ago and now I have a headache I think it said that your boobs hurt then you have headaches so I don't know if anything will happen. (p.s I'm 13 and desperate for my period. All my friends have theirs and all complain and stuff and here I am desperate for it.)

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  36. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2015 at 8:16 PM

    There are over 6 ways to get your period faster

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  37. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2015 at 11:29 PM

    does it work cause im turning 14 this year and more than half my year has it and i neeeed it

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  38. UnknownFebruary 22, 2015 at 2:39 PM

    I really hope it works how long do you have to do this cuz I'm almost 15 and I still ain't got it

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  39. AnonymousApril 14, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    OMG I am so desperate I really wayy period and I am 10

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  40. AnonymousApril 14, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    Grrrrr fucking auto correct I meant want not wayy!

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  41. AnonymousMay 25, 2015 at 7:02 AM

    I am 13 turning 14 very soon--I am going to a boarding school next year in another state! we will hike do massive runs and camp in the middle of no where and want it before I go so I can be prepared?! HELP please..

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  42. AnonymousJuly 9, 2015 at 2:03 AM

    i am a 12 year old and i weigh about 70 pounds (underweight), am 4'11", i have a moderate amount of hair down there, can fit an aa size bra, and have been getting discharge for a few months now. I'm EXTREMELY desperate for my period cuz my close friend got hers and it makes me so jealous! i tried green tea but it tastes disgusting. the day i get my period will be the best day ever! please help and thanks for all the suggestions :)

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  43. UnknownJuly 10, 2015 at 3:29 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  44. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 3:31 PM

    all my friends have their's and I don't have my period yet

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  45. You'll never find out!July 14, 2015 at 9:03 PM

    Author, you havent told us anything yet, has it worked or now, PLEASE! I cant just randomly ask my mom to buy me parlsey

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  46. You'll never find out!July 14, 2015 at 9:03 PM

    Author, you havent told us anything yet, has it worked or now, PLEASE! I cant just randomly ask my mom to buy me parlsey

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  47. AnonymousJuly 20, 2015 at 6:56 PM

    I have heard about the pressure point thing and it works, I haven't tried it but I have heard from others

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  48. AnonymousJuly 20, 2015 at 6:58 PM

    I'm 13 years old (still haven't gotten it) and I really want to know if it works please respond!

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  49. AnonymousAugust 19, 2015 at 11:40 PM

    I am warming tea now but i have try ed every thing salt baths green tea nothing

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  50. AnonymousAugust 20, 2015 at 12:24 AM

    I got my period 1 week ago and it is because they say if you push a certain part in you stomach you will get your period in 1 hour or so it has the full details on the website it is so good i'm now even with all my friends

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  51. UnknownAugust 20, 2015 at 7:23 PM

    I consider, every woman at least one time dealt with necessity to make her period start sooner! I’m a dancer and it`s topical trouble in my life. Not very long time ago I found some helpful recommendations! It really works. You can read more here: http://stopyourperiod.org/how-to-make-your-period-start-earlier.html

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  52. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2016 at 4:56 PM

    My best friend got hers THREE YEARS AGO and I still don't have mine. In 2016 (now) studies show that kids get their period about a year before their mothers do. Well its that time and all I want is my period. My two sisters got their periods in my grade too. I have tried everything any suggestions on how to induce my period would be very helpful. I will be checking back every couple of days and thanks for the help! :)

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  53. AnonymousMarch 31, 2016 at 5:44 AM

    I asked my mum about how can I start my period faster and I got shouted and sent to my room. I haven't got an older sister or aunties I could ask. I am 13 and my mum said it is not my age.

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  54. AnonymousApril 20, 2016 at 10:51 AM

    Hi I haven't got my period yet and I really want it so it could be done and over with my best friend got her first period two months ago because she matured much faster than me really I'm not far off but I want my first period during the holidays so when I go back to school I know what to do and be more comfortable with it if you know any tips that work comment please also I'm eleven but I started so it is very awkward because everyone has their period HELP ME PLEASE

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    1. AnonymousApril 20, 2016 at 10:53 AM

      I meant to say I started puberty 2 years ago

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  55. AnonymousApril 21, 2016 at 3:00 AM

    I want my period I need my period give me my period

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  56. AnonymousApril 21, 2016 at 3:02 AM

    I want my period I need my period give me my f**kin period like NOWWWWW

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  57. AnonymousMay 4, 2016 at 1:29 PM

    Hi I'm 12 and my friend has already got her period and she just turned 11 I won't mine very bad

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    1. AnonymousMay 5, 2016 at 3:52 AM

      When did your mum got it a year after or before u should get it hope this helped

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  58. AnonymousMay 5, 2016 at 3:56 AM

    Period baby let's talk about you and me let's talk about all the good thingS and the bad things that maybe let's talk about periods

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  59. AnonymousMay 11, 2016 at 4:51 PM

    Why would you want your period early. It hurts like hell! It feels like you are having a baby.

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  60. AnonymousMay 30, 2016 at 11:47 PM

    Hi, Im also 13 and i havent gotten mine. Im worried that my sister will get it before me and im also embarrassed to ask my mum for parsley. Are there any other ways to make it come faster which are not obvious?

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  61. AnonymousJune 11, 2016 at 2:52 PM

    Guys, Parsley is super rich in vitamin C, and Vitamin C increases the female hormone. So it should work, i'm trying it now

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    1. AnonymousJune 11, 2016 at 3:00 PM

      Thanks so much! Defo gonna try this!!!!!

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  62. AnonymousJune 11, 2016 at 2:59 PM

    If you want to ask your mum for parsley here's how I did it:

    Me: Hey mum, I want to cook dinner for us tomorrow night

    Mum: Okay sure what do you need?

    (I chose a dish including parsley and wrote it all down)

    So it didn't go exactly like that but simmilar

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  63. AnonymousJune 30, 2016 at 12:30 PM

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE respond I want to know if it works because in going to be twelve soon and two of my friends already have theirs but I'm kind of unsure about trying the stuff because everyone says it's awful and stuff but I still want mine. But I don't want to, you know, mess with nature any tips/advice? HELP!!!!!

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  64. unknownSeptember 3, 2016 at 3:29 PM

    Hi I have only just staryed my period and just like you guys I wanted it sooo bad and now I love it and haven't hated it yet I love getting my period because I love feeling healthy although I did not try the parsley tea I read somewhere online that protine is what you need I at aleast one egg a week sometimes more and guess what I got my period try it. PS I usally fried it or scrambled it bit I am sure any will do. Sorry for spelling errors I don't spell

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  65. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2017 at 11:55 AM

    so to my website
    http://girltalkwithjenna.simplesite.com/433003392

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  66. AnonymousMay 18, 2017 at 2:25 PM

    Hey I'm also 13 and I really want my period! ALL my friends have it and I feel so left out! I want to get it but all my friends say I'm crazy! Is there any other methods? And does this work?

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  67. AnonymousDecember 10, 2017 at 7:54 PM

    Idk if this will work but in theroy it should my mom has been like she's gonna get her period soon her headaches r hormonal she was complaining of stomach ache she hates u then she loves u? But I took an online quiz and they all said 4 to 6 months I am trying everything bc all my friends have there periods and they get excuse from gym class and swim and dance practice so I really want it .help?

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  68. AnonymousJune 4, 2018 at 3:49 AM

    TIP:
    drink the tea 3 times a day for four days on the fith day have tea once then your period should come...
    I dont know if its true

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