stupid bitch whores.

Yes I realize this isn't fucking good grammar and I don't have a fucking picture with it or this isn't the right fucking font. But you know what bitch? I need to fucking vent. So there is this girl in my school, Angelina, I fucking hate the bitch. Angelina = whore. Anyway, her stupid fucking cousin, this idiot Brooke girl decided to message me and start all this random fucking shit. I swear this fucking bitch ass whore is going to end up on the first 48: case of the dead stripper/bartender. Like honestly bro, she's trying to say I said all of this shit that I didn't and being a dumb whore who knows nothing of what she's talking about and being fucking ignorant
 T his bitch needs to hop off and get a fucking life and shut the fuck up. Honestly bro, you aren't fucking cute. This is why I would rather stay in my middle school. The other middle school is fucking stupid. Its full of rich dumbass idiots who think they're hot shit when really they're just fucking whores. That sad pathetic fucking hoe needs to get the fuck over herself. Dumb cunt. I'm so fucking pissed and I don't even feel like I got most of my damn fucking feelings out
 But whatever. This fucking bitch got issues
 Bye you sad pathetic lonely ass fuck.

Christmas Or Chanukah?

Okay. Dilemma. What the fuck are you supposed to do when you're boyfriend is Jewish and Catholic and he used to celebrate christmas but he now celebrates chanukah because he has family troubles and than you finally find out what he wants for christmas, it's a phone case, your family isn't allowed to know you have a boyfriend and you don't have the money to buy it from online. That's my fucking dilemma. We're discussing presents and I want fuzzy socks. First, I wanted sweatpants, but fuzzy socks are waaaay better ! And so that settles my problem, but the problem is I picked out the perfect present for him and okay, guess what? My mother just called me back and I told her, "Madre, I forgot to get a present for (insert my friend's name here) and I really need to, so can I order it with your card than give you the money back?" and she said sure. Problem solved. Love my love. So do I give it to him for Chanukah or Christmas? AWKIES >.< But loves, sadly, I have to go feed my animalia's. Love, love, bye !

Quote Of the Post: Little white lies never hurt anyone.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

subs rule

Its office. I fucking love school right now. Our substitute teacher is sitting here letting us all go on our phones and it's so fun. I'm blogging right now and yeah so I don't even know what to say. I just loooove Mr. P right now (: okay bye



Quote Of the Post: Subs are always better


XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

brb; dying

I like this font. Its kind of fun. So guess what?! Remember that post I made yesterday about the guy? He's my boyfriend. Soak it in for a minute. I'm not forever alone!!!!!! Somebody wants me sexually. No, I'm kidding. But really. I have a boyfriend (: today I told my friend the problem I had with him and she used to date him and they were still friends kind of but my friend is really chill and shit. So, I don't know what she said. But he messaged me on Facebook and now we're dating! I used to want an in person kind of thing but
1. Nobody does that anymore
2. I was just happy he asked me out!
And we talked for 2 hours after that (: but now I have an issue because tomorrow we have sixth and eight period together and I don't know if I should hug him or kiss him
 My friend said both but he always gets to classes before me and I feel like it would be awkward to just make him stand up just so I could give him a hug or kiss and than their is the fact that he is shorter than me. But I really like him (: anyway, I have school tomorrow so its bed time for me! Thanks for listening just like you always do guys!

Quote of the post: the perfect guy is out there
 Even if he is an inch shorter than you.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop

Quick Update: My life sucks

okay so I'm just writing this sucky post quickly because I'm in gym and all but literally I give up on guys. Remember the post I wrote about me thinking its love? Yeah well eff my fucking life to fucking oblivion. Yea well I just witnessed him kiss a girl that I'm friends with...kind of and than he told his friend that he loved her and I'm pissed
 But than there's this other really hot guy Michael Bovenzi who doesn't even know I exist. He's just my cousins other boyfriend.

Technically.

He's in fucking love with her but she has a boyfriend. But than there's this OTHER guy, Sean, who I've talked about before and he's still perfect and funny and cute and than theres Rex and he's ughhh!

Alright now im writing on my computer again because I'm home and yes. So on facebook, I did the whole: like for honestly & best feature, inboxed. Sean liked it and I wrote that I liked him and his eyes for best feature because you have to see this fucking boys eyes. I want to fucking look into them and sleep forever. I know that sounds creepy but they're not contacts and they're fucking perfect ! But anyway, I have 6th and 7th and 8th period tomorrow with him and I hope 6th isn't awkward. Because for 7th and 8th, we have double period living enviorment and I sit in the back so we don't ever talk or see each other. EV-ER. but in 6th period, my entire class talks all of the time and we always talk and now it's going to be really fucking awkward. crap, i shouldn't have told him. im jumping off the empire state building right now. going to kill myself, bye loves. goodbye.

Quote Of the Post: Leaps of faith aren't always that fucking smart, asshole.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

P.S. he just wrote back and said 'thx' literally. those 3 fucking letters. please fucking shoot me in the head right fucking now. i want to die. let me die. See what happens when I try to like a guy? It blows up in my face! I tell him I really like him and I loove his eyes. and he says, 'thx'. I swear, it's like I'm fucking invisible to the opposite sex and I'm being serious here. I really like him and I thought he liked me, but since I don't have boobs, I'm irrelevant. Bye.

Hey, losers!

Dear, losers! I literally ran out of ideas right now. I could talk about black Friday and shit. But I decided to not to. I'm bored and wanted to update, love you guys bye. 

Quote Of the Post: askdjdshsbajwhfbd

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

50th post, Ignoramuses, Pissing Myself, and Thanksgiving!

Hey loooves ! So I just wanted to quickly write this post on my mobeuhlur device and say a couple of things. First off it is my fiftieth post. Even though I dont get a lot of comments and shit but when I see that people read my crap and stuff I get excited. Because than I don't feel like such a failure. But thank you guys so much for making all 50 posts so fucking amazing. I love you all so much. Thank you so much loves. And next ignoramuses and by that I mean my friend. Today we were all talking about how its Demi lovatos 2nd thanksgiving and I am in love with demi.  She is my role model idol and inspiration.  But my friend and I got into a heated debate because she though that Demi brought all the bulimia and binging and purging on herself. And my other friend and I were getting pissed because we were fucking right his fucking time. She wasn't and normally I admit to myself And not anybody eleven that I was wrong but this fucking time I'm fucking not. My friend and I are skin fucking right it's fucking scary. Ans last off, honey fucking booobooo. That shit is fucking hilarious. It is about Alana Thompson who is a redneck from Georgia and her family is disgusting. Go on YouTube and just watch some episodes its called here comes honey booboo. But now its thanksgiving because I left this post last night to sleep (; Anyway, I fucking love honey booboo and I love you guys. happy thanksgiving (: now I'm going To spend time with my family. Bye loves!

Some People.

Okay, so I know this is two posts in one day and all but I just have to tell you this. Ever since I was little I have been really protective of my mom. And yeah. So I always hated when somebody okay, a boyfriend of hers would try to play around with her or make her laugh or even hurt her so I was always protective. And I have this really big issue with her having sex. I hate it, likes it tears away at me inside if I even think about it. I have told her this time and.time.again and I drop little hints at night because I have insomnia so I am able to stay up at night. And when she closes and locks her door and than I can hear laughing from her room it pisses me the fuck off. And its happening right now and I've never shared that with anybody but her and now you guys. And I hate it and it makes Mr so depressed and hearing it right now makes me want to kill myself or kill her. I literally can not.stand it and I always want to cry when I hear it. So like, if I told her, why the fuck would she keep ducking doing that to me and she knows I'm awake because my stepdad asked if I was still awake and she was like "Oh yeah definitely" because she knows I have sleeping troubles. I just don't get it. I wish that I lived in California right now and I was going to Stanford and I wish my life was perfect and my family never messed with my emotions and made me not want to kill myself every second of the day because they like to make me feel insecure all the time. Well now her door is open and she is going to sleep because my stepdad was just complaining he was cold and in pain so my mom went to come put another blanket on me and saw I was up. I'm going to go and think of all the ways the world.would be better off without me.

Quote of the post: Sail away from the safe harbor, because maybe the marina doesn't want you anymore.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

Mark Wahlberg Is Hot.

Okay. So I've come to the conclusion that Mark Wahlberg is incredibly sexy. I'm watching Contraband right now and I'm just loving seeing hip muscles ripple through his shirt and his nostrils flare up and his strong jawline. I just want to jump through the screen and fucking pounce on him. He's so fucking irresistible and my hormones are.going crazy. I want him inside of me right this instant. So yeah. I'm not even going to do a quote of the post right now because all I've said so far was that mark wahlberg is a fucking sex god.



XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

Bitches Think I Care?

Hello, my loves. Alright, so just to clear some things the fuck up, I do not care what you think. Recently, on my old post, 'the girls I hate', I got a really nasty comment. Well, hater, I must tell you, you could shut the fuck up. And to all of the others, I do not give a damn about your opinion either. I write this blog for my feelings and do not act like you are the sweetest little innocent thing in god's creations. So, next time you would like to leave a comment like that bitch, don't. Because frankly, you are a sad, pathetic, whore leaving a comment I brush off anyways. So, love you guys. Bye.

Quote of the post: Next time you think I care, remember I couldn't give two shits less.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

Paranormal Activity 4 and Hoebags.

Hey guys. Okay, so you're probably wondering why the fuck I have a picture of a girl being lifted up out of her bed. Freaky right? It's because yesterday I went to go see Paranormal Activity 4!! (: It was suuuper scary to me. Well, the end was. It wasn't that bad or scary until the end. But anyway, we went to the movies and we bought tickets to see Wreck-it Ralph because if we wanted to go see pa4 than we would need to sneak in or ask our parents to buy the tickets for us. Now, my mom would nevvvver in a million years let me see that, so my best friend & I snuck into see it. So we were really like freaked out that the security guards were going to see us. Because we snuck in like 20 minutes before it actually started and the lights were on and the door was open and we were the only one's in it. But than they turned the lights and the movie theater screen off and they shut the door and for like a good 5-10 minutes, nobody was there and it was just us. But than two people on a date came in and we were no longer scared. And than this group of girls came in and they started talking and we were like if these girls talk the entire time, we are going to slap them. But it turned out being a group of our friends but than we all sat together. And than this other annoying group of girls came in and they were so fucking annoying the entire time. It was like, Arianna Mazella and other hoebags. So. Fucking. Annoying. I wanted to kill myself. And one time they told us to shut the fuck up, meanwhile they were on their phones the entire time and shit. Tweeting about us no doubt. But we kind of got them back. When they were laughing obnoxiously we mimicked them and kind of made fun of them out loud. I don't know. It was typical middle school shit. And yeah. So, and than I decided to have a sleepover with my friend and than we prank called people and we told them that we were from Planned Parenthood because we watched Mean Girls and we told them we were pregnant. And than we called Anna Wintour's house, the editor-in-chief of vogue, this morning. Because we did it again. And it was so much fun so yeah. That's basically it. Love ya. bye.

Quote Of the Post: Being loud and obnoxious is not cute, it's fucking disgusting.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.

My New Droid and My Annoying-Ass Period. (:

Hey guys (: So, the other day I got my new phone ! It's the Droid Razr M. I got a purple case with it! And I'm just happy because I downloaded all my music on it and shit. But now I am now up to date with all these other phones in my school. I mean, everybody basically has the iPhone but whatever. In 2 years, I get an upgrade and I can get the iPhone! But anyway, I love my phone. It's better than half the phones the kids in my school have. So I am so fucking flipping excited now. But I love my phone so yeah. That's all I wanted to say. So uh-huh. Oh and guess the fuck what?! I got my fucking period like 4 days ago. But I didn't realize it until like 2 days ago. Or yesterday. I don't really know. But it's like, I always get my period like, the day before I have somewhere big to go. Tomorrow, I have school. And due to hurricane Sandy, I haven't had school in 9 days. So, yeah, it's big going back to school right now. And my first period I ever got was the day before the 8th grade year. So, always something big! AHHHHHH. Anyway, I'm watching 8 simple rules right now. So, I'll talk to you guys later. Love you, bye.

Quote Of The Post: Sometimes it's not to bad to go with the flow. You might just surprise yourself.

XO, The Girl Behind the Laptop.