right there. So, that's check 1. Check 2, I ALWAYS put a 'quote of the post' at the end. Down at the end of the post, so that's check 2. Check 3, I always try to make them funny. There isn't a moment when I make a post and it's like...
'So today I went to the grocery store and I bought pineapples...and peaches...and apples. And yeah, bye.' See? I make my posts FUCKING INTERESTING LIKE A FUCKING BOSS.
My posts are always fucking like,
'Today I went to the grocery store and saw Justin FUCKING Bieber.' Yeah, bitches. Those are my fucking posts. Okay? So anyway, you're supposed to get followers on a blog. And Lindsey, beauty guru, beautybaby44, has like, 300 followers. Oh I just checked, 381. See?!?!?!?! I don't put up like, fucking Ulta Hauls, I put up stuff. Like, the blog in my FAVORITE FUCKING SHOW EVER: AWKWARD. It's not a real blog, just one of those t.v. blogs that she writes on about her life. And she uses real names, LIKE ME! And yeah...even she has 1 follower. And it's a fucking t.v. blog. We should count how many times I say 'fuck' in this post. Anyway, seriously. Like, get this fucking blog fucking out there. I'm tired of sitting in places in my house and just writing to nobody. It helps, because, you know, at least I can't get all my fucking crap shit out there without anybody actually knowing who I am, so nobody can really judge me. But it's not like I'm fucking dragging celebrities through the dirt. I'm not fucking Mariah Yeater saying that Harry Styles (which by the way, who I am in LOOOOOOVEEEE with(; !!!!) is my baby daddy. No, I'm a fucking real-ass bitch who sits on her motha/motherfucking hp laptop and you know, writes to her fucking bitch-ass motherfucking lonely blog. Okay, to end on that note. Bye poops, love you!
Quote Of The Post: Sometimes you just need to air shit out.
XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.
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