I'm NOT Cosmo!

I think people do not understand the fact that I am not some high-powered magazine that has 15 million workers that sets out on a mission to please all 7 billion people in the world. Okay? I write in America. So I don't know if the entire world, like people outside of America, can get this blog everywhere. Basically, what I'm trying to say is this is really just some crappy blog I can write in my pajamas at home and that's that. Whether I'm living the dream of being a professional life blogger or I'm able to say anything I want without anybody getting in the way or watching what I have to say (almost), I'm having fun. But I do have to watch some of what I say. Some people know who I am and I have to watch what I say about them. (Not you, :) Somebody That I Used To Know!) Inside joke. But, really, this blog is for me. It's not for the bitches I talk about on here who think they own the place. It's for me...for all the people who want to say screw you to the villains of the world but don't have the guts to say it to the person's actual face (which I will, because I have) but this way I can talk about everybody at once and it's easier to come up with snappy comebacks to myself when I talk about somebody. It's just...different. You know? Anyway, I'm allowed to call this 'a crappy blog you can write in your pajamas' because it is! Maybe it's not a crappy blog and it's actually a good one, but that's not the point! The point is that it's my blog, one that I love and I don't need fancy photoshop pictures to make my blog a hit success. And maybe this blog isn't a worldwide Vogue magazine read my millions and billions of people. But it's a cool, fun blog, so leave me the hell alone and go die in your little fucking hole of nothing. OKAI BAI. I'm sorry, I had too (;

Quote Of The Post: You need to have it all, to have it all.

XO, The Girl Behind The Laptop.